The Marrying Kind

It’s so Hard to Get Good Help

Sorry. I know I haven’t posted in awhile. I haven’t felt up to it. (Sigh.)

I hurt myself moving a piece of furniture and so I decided to feel sorry for myself and wallow in despair instead of keeping up with my blog. (Sigh.) I never should have moved my desk by myself. That was the problem. Too big a job for one man. I should have gotten help.

But where does one find such help?

Apparently, if you need assistance carrying things, Rentboy.com is a great place to find help.

Who knew?

Well, George Alan Reckers, cofounder of the Family Research Council and anti-gay activist knew. When he was caught returning from a European holiday with an escort, he claimed he hired the well-endowed lad merely to carry his suitcases.

Interestingly, it was Reckers who was photographed pushing the luggage cart through Miami International Airport. The photo and story appeared in the Miami New Times.

Here’s the crazy thing: It never crossed my mind to check Rentboy for furniture movers (Awesome tip, George!) I have been known on occasion to visit the site, but honestly just to look at pictures. Because I was raised Catholic, and because I’m famous, I have always been afraid to procure one of the advertisers. But that’s only because I didn’t realize that men visit Rentboy.com in search of high-quality valets.

Maybe Mr. Reckers will open up a whole new market for rentboys, ushering us back to a more genteel time when every gentleman had a manservant.

If only I had a gentleman’s gentleman.

At least now I know where to find one. (Thanks again, George!)

That’s all for now. Time for me to begin conducting interviews.