I hurt myself moving a piece of furniture and so I decided to feel sorry for myself and wallow in despair instead of keeping up with my blog. (Sigh.)  I never should have moved my desk by myself. That was the problem. Too big a job for one man.  I should have gotten help.

But where does one find such help?

Apparently, if you need help carrying things, Rentboy.com is a great place to find assistance. Or at least so says George Alan Rekers, cofounder of the Family Research Council and anti-gay activist, who, when caught returning from a European holiday with an escort, claimed he hired the well-endowed lad merely to carry the suitcases.  Interestingly, it was Rekers who was photographed pushing the Luggage cart through Miami International Airport. The photo and story appeared in the Miami New Times

Here’s the crazy thing, it never crossed my mind to check Rentboy for furniture movers. I have been known on occasion to visit the site, but honestly just to look at the pictures. Because I was raised a Catholic and because I’m famous, I have always been afraid to hire anyone. But that’s because I didn’t realize men visit Rentboy.com in search of quality valets.

Maybe Mr. Rekers will open up a whole new market for Rentboys, ushering us back to a more genteel time when every gentleman had a manservant.

If only I had a gentleman’s gentleman.

At least now I know where to find one.

Perhaps it’s time for me to begin conducting interviews.