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Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year

by Deuce Flanagan
Publisher: Ulysses Press
Release Date: 2010
Genre: Humor
Pages: 64 pages
ISBN 13: 1569757771
ISBN 10: 9781569757772
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Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year
Language: en
Pages: 66
Authors: Deuce Flanagan
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010-07-20 - Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Discover fascinating facts about the human digestive system—and poop!—in this illustrated book for adults parodying the world-famous children’s book. ONCE UPON A TIME . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does—but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids’ book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask: •How do astronauts poop in space? •Where does poop go after you flush? •Why can I see the corn but not the chicken? •Can I light my poop on fire? •Who invented the first flushing toilet? •What’s the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?
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Language: en
Pages: 114
Authors: Deuce Flanagan
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010-09 - Publisher: ReadHowYouWant

The average American weighs 175 pounds. But at a bit over one pound per day, every day of the year, that one person produces an annual output over twice their body weight! That lovely bit of math is merely the title of this book - the inside pages of Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year go even further, overflowing with amazing facts, fascinating trivia, and amusing stories. Looking as cute and cuddly as a kid's book, its pages burst with colorful illustrations, but this is adult material. The perfect addition to any bathroom, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year is both decorative and an entertaining read for those critical minutes spent sitting on the throne. This cavalcade of poop trivia answers such burning questions as: "Can poop be set on fire?" and "What does whale poop look like?" It also drops a ton of trivia, like reports that John Wayne had nearly 40 pounds of unprocessed fecal material in his body when he died, cow droppings are being processed into fiberboard-like furniture, and the White House now has 35 toilets but had exactly zero when it first opened.
Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo
Language: en
Pages: 62
Authors: John James
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2020-01-11 - Publisher:

Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: Poo jokes Poo fact Word finder Sudoku Mazes Dot to dot Poop checklist Pocket size (6x9 in) book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen!
Uncle John's Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
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Pages: 64
Authors: Deuce Flanagan
Categories: Humor
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A CLASSIC BATHROOM READER FOR ADULTS THAT PRESENTS FUNNY TRIVIA, GROSS STORIES AND FASCINATING FACTS IN AN ILLUSTRATED CHILDREN'S BOOK STYLE Every day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, the weight of poop-based sludge produced each day is around 1,200 tons—the equivalent of 200 African elephants. So unbuckle your trousers and pull up a toilet seat; this book is going to push open the lavatory door and answer these fascinating mysteries of poop: • Where does poop go when you flush? • What’s the secret genius below an outhouse? • Are you eating food grown in your own poop? • Can you ride a poop-powered bus? • Was there really a flush toilet 5,000 years ago? • What is the future of poop?
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